February 2012
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To most people, folded arms means closed and tensed. But for me, it means I’m comfortable… and I’m weird.
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There are things that should be left unsaid. Or better yet, try to think first before saying anything. Think of the consequences of what your words might do, because words do hurt.
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Yay! Everyone failed the Statics & Mechanics midterm!!! :D
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
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Did you know that the Hebrew word for "woman"...
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When Adam calls Eve “woman.” He is literally saying “She is mine.”
Kind of romantic in a nerdy way.
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Excuse me, but how the fuck is this romantic? Seems to me to be horribly misogynistic. What planet do you live on?
Awwweeehhhasdjaskfaadfhkqewbf ♥♥♥… NO! ಠ_ಠ
Valentine's Day Pick-up Lines from your Favorite...
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Anselm: You’re the greatest conceivable being, baby. I’m glad you exist.
Aquinas: Hey remember when I said, “As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power?” Sorry I was such an...
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Lulz
Accidentally followed Rick Warren on Twitter.
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